I was meaning to talk about this experience I had about when I was five years old. Winnie The Pooh has been a big favorite of mine, however, this DVD caused me to stop watching the show. I never knew that an innocent fluffy teddy bear video cover could be so twisted on the DVD beneath it.
It was after my fifth birthday that I received it. It was from my friend Bertha. She knew I loved Pooh and all of his friends in their adventures together, not always all at once, but they had some adventures involving every friends of his. Anyway, when I put the DVD into the player, I saw that the title screen was normal. Winnie The Pooh was in the picture, along with Piglet, and then I started the episode on the DVD.
The Pooh video started with Pooh Bear sleeping under his thinking tree happily. However, Winnie The Pooh suddenly woke up to see Tigger hunching over him.
“Hey there Pooh Bear,” said Tigger. “Listen I need your help.”
“Why?” asked Pooh.
“Kanga is not feeling well,” said Tigger. “She’s moaning some weird words that I’ve never heard her say before.”
Pooh and Tigger then got up and ran. The scene then changed to Kanga‘s house, and two seconds after that, it showed Pooh and Tigger entering the house.
“Kanga?” said Pooh. “Are you okay?”
“Pooh Bear,” said Kanga, “she started saying these weird words in a voice that didn’t sound like mine.”
“What were those words Kanga?” asked Pooh.
“I don’t know,” said Kanga. “They just-” Kanga then stopped talking for a minute and the she spoke in a deep distorted voice. “You are a very stupid bear,” said Kanga. “I wanted you dead for years and now goodbye loser.”
Pooh saw tentacles come from behind Kanga’s face. She turned slowly towards the viewer her eyes were blood red, and tentacles were coming out of her mouth. I watched in horror as the tentacles grabbed Pooh and dragged him towards her. Tigger came back in with an axe, looking more angry than usual. “Let Pooh go!“ said Tigger. And with that, Tigger charged and with one swing of his axe, he chopped Kanga’s head and Pooh was released. Pooh then unwrapped his leg which was cut open exposing some of Pooh‘s stuffing.
Later that night Tigger buried Kanga‘s corpse in a grave site, and then after twelve seconds, the video ended, and the credits rolled. “Well,” I said. “At least Pooh and Tigger survived.” I went to sleep that night and dreamed of Kanga in her normal way, but I was still badly scarred from that video, so if your friend gives you a DVD with a blank disk cover, then tell your parents to watch it first before you watch it, so you won‘t be disturbed.