I, Da Cashman

aka I, Da ₡₳$h₥₳₦

  • I live in ₡₳$hL₳₦D
  • I was born on November 16
  • My occupation is Student
  • I am Da Ca$hman

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Archive 5


Please, if you have any important images place them in this Wiki page so that they will not be classified as "unused". If you want to see what images were deleted, please look in Quality Control's deletion log. Thank you and I hope I'm not a burden.

Do you hear that? That's the grape roaring 05:12, January 26, 2014 (UTC)


If you've not noticed, Meta was demoted. However, after talking with Rick and Fatal, he has also been blocked. He was granted a number of chances, participated in cross-wiki drama, stood above his own rules, violated rules set for administrators, and simply put was granted to many chances. Multiple times he has made big decisions without informing the rest of us nor discussing it first.

The block is set for four months. Feel free to lengthen but please do not end the block or shorten it. Take note; Meta is my friend, and I personally blocked him. It's a preventative measure in case he decides to come back from "retirement". If he makes a request for an indefinite ban, then feel free to do so, but do not end the ban if he decides to request it ended.

I'm sorry to say, but he has to learn. He's my friend, but I talked with Mike and Fatal, who consider him the same, and we decided that this could be tolerated no longer.

Callie Callie -Leave your wub messages here- 15:24, February 17, 2014 (UTC)

You made the smart and hard decision. I, Da Cashman (talk) 18:02, February 17, 2014 (UTC)


Eh... I might either do a coin toss to determine which one gets to be selected in PotM. Might not be the RELIABLE resource on resolving this issue. If you can come up with a better idea for this problem, leave another message on my talk page. But, I don't really agree on the "one pasta being in PotM for half a month" situation, though.

Do you hear that? That's the grape roaring18:27, February 17, 2014 (UTC)

Oh yeah. Just to mention this, too. Voting will be extended till the end of the month. I kind of thought that putting this whole entire PotM thing on the 5th and ending it on the 25th was a good idea. Apparently I was wrong. So after this PotM (March's PotM) It'll go back to normal: 15 days for nominating, 14-16 days of voting. So yeah. Get some buddies, or at least someone, to get to vote on this. Or else, I'll do a coin toss, or at least determine which one is the better one. If the one that doesn't get in, will rejoin the competition for next month's PotM.

Do you hear that? That's the grape roaring23:30, February 18, 2014 (UTC)



Well, the third part isn't done yet, but I would like it if you could come back to the TPW and give me some critique on rough drafts. Maybe edit a few images for me. And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable: It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit. 17:46, February 22, 2014 (UTC)

Awesome news. Would love to critique some stuffs. Did I leave Trollpasta? I guess maybe there wasn't enough for my autistic-what-the-fuck-is-comedy brain. Or too much, however it works. But I will follow your story into the oblivions. I, Da Cashman (talk) 04:38, February 23, 2014 (UTC)

On the pasta

For the record, when you are replying to something, you should leave a message on the person's talk page, because that way the person gets the "You have new messages" notification. I ended up thinking that you were just gone from the whole network for a while until I thought you might have just edited your own talk page. No big deal, but it would be convenient.

But anyway, on the ideas for the pasta, I just finished the entire text section, just need to do sprite edits now. Here's some concepts for it:

-Originally my plans were to make Face be Fred Durst. But I had a better idea, to make Face be Fa$e. For context, Fa$e is parodying a rapper named Ma$e who was famous for retiring to become a catholic priest. 

-Now, orginally I was also considering making Face be a combination of every famous rapper who didn't get another role as a monster. But there aren't that many reaction images of rappers. 

-On that note, the table of reaction images will be completely removed from the story. Instead only the 3 faces really mentioned will appear; The sad face (from Extus), the normal face (Probably just a normal picture of Ma$e), and the Evil face (Dunno for this one, but I'm 100% sure there's plenty of pictures of him looking evil. He's a rapper, after all.). As for the Weird Faces, there will only be one, the face Eminem made during that football thing. (Gif link here:

-The Gizoogle Filter does not change large words, so I've gone through and changed them like in Pathoz (ex: "Glitched beyond comprehension" becomes "Glitched so much I ain't able ta read dat shit")

-Orga is gonna have a low-hanging chain on him.

-Not sure what to make Dementia be named. Maybe "Withdrawal". Then "Entropy" could be named something like "Overdosage".

More info will come soon, hopefully sometime tonight. 

And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable: It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit. 00:13, February 25, 2014 (UTC)

Re: On The Pasta

So, as for the Withdrawal and Overdosage thing, the main theme of the story is to be black comedy. Wait, I just realized how that sounded. 

What I meant was dark humor. I'm still going to make Zenith and the like be scary, just with some other light-hearted elements nearby to create a humourus juxtaposition. The weird photorealistic pink beasts are still going to be literally constructed from dead animal heads and mutilated body parts, they'll just be also wearing swaggy clothes and saying stupid things in Ghettoese. 

Speaking of which, I have a pastebin of Trance up, no pics though. You can help make pics if you want. Here's the link:

And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable: It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit. 20:50, February 25, 2014 (UTC)

Suggested Reading block

I'm the author of one of the articles in the Suggested Reading category, and I've just found out that the page has been protected, disallowing any further editing. I haven't many any edits since it was posted, and there's only been one other person to do so, so it's not an article that's at risk for vandalism or anything--still, the protection doesn't seem like a bad idea.

Anyway, I was hoping to add an image to the page, which I can no longer do due to the protection. How might I go about doing this? Xelrog T. Apocalypse 18:46, March 5, 2014 (UTC)

So you're talking about the story you made? Specify which story and upload the picture here. After that I'll add it. Unless you want another admin to do so, then you can post it on their talk page. If you're talking about the actual category page, I don't think it'd be wise to add an image to a category page personally. I, Da Cashman (talk) 00:15, March 6, 2014 (UTC)

> No, no, the article page, not the category. This article, specifically. Please add this image to the very bottom of the article, left-justified, if you would. I feel like articles with thumbnails tend to draw the eye more. Thanks. Xelrog T. Apocalypse 16:59, March 6, 2014 (UTC)

Done. I agree with you on the subject of thumbnails. Any request on how big you want the picture to be or is the size I set it to alright? I, Da Cashman (talk) 21:56, March 6, 2014 (UTC)

> Curious... why doesn't the image appear as a thumbnail on category pages, I wonder? Does it have to be at the very top of the article for that, or a certain size? Xelrog T. Apocalypse 22:48, March 6, 2014 (UTC)

It occasionally takes it abit before the image registers as there. It should appear sometime around in the category.

Callie Callie -Leave your wub messages here- 06:44, March 7, 2014 (UTC)

What she said. I, Da Cashman (talk) 15:25, March 7, 2014 (UTC)

> All right, thanks. Xelrog T. Apocalypse 18:37, March 7, 2014 (UTC)


I moved "Dyer's Eve" from SR to Classics, since it was one of the founding pastas of the wiki. Fatal added SR back on, and I undid it because Classics is basically our first SR; it would be pointless to have it in both.

On a side not, your Spinoff Appeal for it was finally answered after a near year. It's accepted and can be found here. Though I think it's missing the apostrophe...

Callie Callie -Leave your wub messages here- 02:12, May 4, 2014 (UTC)

I saw that just yesterday and was quite pleased. I, Da Cashman (talk) 01:44, May 5, 2014 (UTC)

Inactivity Notice

This is a warning of your inactivity around here. You have two months left, according to the Inactivity Guidelines, but this warning is to show you that you have two months left to do admin work, before you are demoted from your right. I do know that you are out for school reasons, and it is summer (unless if your school is the year-round schools). Just a heads up. Have a good day. Do you hear that? That's the grape roaring 03:47, July 11, 2014 (UTC)

Thank you for the notice. I, Da Cashman (talk) 20:08, July 11, 2014 (UTC)

Good news for the future of Godzilla NES Kreepypazta

So yeah I forgot about Godzilla NES Kreepypazta. I hope I'm not like this when I have kids.

Anyway recently I got Photoshop, and realized that I could use the sprites from those as a way to teach myself to use it! So yeah, I swear to god, I'll finish it this time. Really it was just the sprites that were a problem, the Gizoogle text and shit was all easy. It's just running it through a translator, then editing it to have less dumb shit in it. But now not only will they be easier to make, but now a lot of the issues with Paint, like white artifacts on the images, are going to be easily removable. I might even remake images from the last chapters to be better looking, but now I'm getting ahead of myself. See you later!

Givemepancakes is in the building, uh-huh/We gon' have one hell of a TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, RIGHT NOW! 20:13, July 14, 2014 (UTC)

The opening line to this was genius. I, Da Cashman (talk) 16:00, July 15, 2014 (UTC)

Can a brutha get some pixel text makers

Photoshop has no pixel text and the generators i've found online look a lot different from the pixel text used in the orig. Any way you can help me with this?

BTW, small preview of Part 3 coming soon.

Givemepancakes is in the building, uh-huh/We gon' have one hell of a TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, RIGHT NOW! 02:26, July 18, 2014 (UTC)

Sorry bro I'm not even sure I understood what you were asking. I, Da Cashman (talk) 05:51, July 18, 2014 (UTC)

I'm looking for something like this, which lets you type text and puts it into a pixelated font. That's the only one I could find, but as you can see, it doesn't look anything like the NES game's text. So if there's anything like that you have found, tell me. Givemepancakes is in the building, uh-huh/We gon' have one hell of a TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, RIGHT NOW! 18:25, July 18, 2014 (UTC)

Ya I got nothing. Sorry dog. Or, pancake, rather. I, Da Cashman (talk) 20:11, July 18, 2014 (UTC)

My pasta was deleted because (i think) it was a haunted file pasta. You guy say that you take in all the subjects that creepypasta wiki dosn't, so i came here after knowing I would be rejected on the creepypasta site because of their ban on haunted video game pastas

What gives? :)

SOURCECODE01 (talk) 03:14, November 20, 2014 (UTC)

Pasta deleted

My pasta was deleted because (i think) it was a haunted file pasta. You guy say that you take in all the subjects that creepypasta wiki dosn't, so i came here after knowing I would be rejected on the creepypasta site because of their ban on haunted video game pastas

What gives? :)

SOURCECODE01 (talk) 03:31, November 20, 2014 (UTC)

I don't know what I can do, I think I had my privalages stripped because I've been inactive since the Spring. I'll give you some advice. Your best shot is checking the rules on blacklisted subjects and cliches. Some stuff isn't even allowed on Spinpasta. That might seem counterproductive, but it's done for quality sake. If you're still confused contact an administrator, probably one that doesn't have a backed up talk page. If they don't respond, tell me more about your story. It's possible that you unknowingly broke a rule with the story. Make certain ALL your grammar and spelling is CORRECT. I can tell you right now the only haunted file that I know is banned here is Sonic.exe. P.S. Don't give up. My first story sucked massive balls. And I wasn't the only one to say that. But then I made one that's filed as suggested reading here. I, Da Cashman (talk) 18:18, November 20, 2014 (UTC)

So veteran he has 1337 edits.

ur mum


sorry I had to

Lolliepuff (talk) 08:24, September 24, 2015 (UTC)

lol. Undertaker told John Cena "your mom?" I, Da Cashman (talk) 22:38, September 26, 2015 (UTC)

Re: Dyers Eve

No problem.

SoPretentious 08:14, September 28, 2015 (UTC)

I looked on your'e profile page and wondered if you actually liked those films. I'm not critisising or anything. It just seems that your'e mind has to be satisdied by every genre under the sun (well almost every genre)

the brochen specter (talk) 09:26, October 7, 2015 (UTC)

No reason why I ought not to have a diverse palet...that opens your mind...if you're wondering why the list is so large, it's because I've seen a crapton of'd be surprised how many I don't like. What are some of the standouts, positive or negative? I, Da Cashman (talk) 04:46, October 18, 2015 (UTC)

Hey,are you the author of the "Limp Bizkit: The Video Game" pasta that got deleted from TPW?

I really liked it,can you please upload it elsewhere so i can save it?

Also,can i host it on my wiki?

I'll give ya credit TheDankMaster99 (talk) 10:36, October 16, 2015 (UTC)

Wow, people are still into that story. Hell yeah you can do whatever you want with it. That's what CC-BY-SA means. If you give me credit, and maybe link to this account, that would be awesome. This is the full pasta, though probably with some alteractions: . Also the formatting is awful, and none of the pictures were saved here. I found the forum it was originally hosted on (you'll find the selection of website odd, there was context.) Here's the link: . This includes the pictures and looks more appealing, but does not feature the full story. I, Da Cashman (talk) 04:46, October 18, 2015 (UTC)

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