Turismo Morto[]
Back In 2007, I Had A Copy Of Gran Turismo 4 PS2 Disc , I Would Also Play It On Ps3... Only If It's The Original, Thankfully I Didn't Buy A Slim Version, But... Let Me Explain About This
 It Started When There Was A Packaging From A Person Who Came From Japan, He Looked Worried, But Then Panicked And Screams When I Told Him What Was In The Game. I Knew Japanese, This Is What I Said And This Is His Reply
Me: Sumimasen, anata wa nihonjindesu ka? (Excuse Me, Are You Japanese?)
The Person: Ā ā, gurantsūrisumo no kopī o hirakenai de, majide, disuku o hakai shite kudasai! ! ! (AAAAAA, DON'T OPEN THE COPY OF GRAN TURISMO, IM SERIOUS, DESTROY THE DISC!!!)
Me: Omoshiroidesu ka (are you funny)
The Person: Īe (no)
Me: Jā nande awateru nda yo baka! ? (Then Why You Have To Feel Panic, Idiot!?)
The Person: Sono kopī… sono kopī wa anata o daraku sa serudeshou! ! ! Īdesu ka, anata ga rikai shite inai no wa, sore ga kuso yarō no akuma ni tori tsukarete iru to iu kotodesu. Sugu ni kopī o hakai shite kudasai. Sō nattara, anata wa fakkudesu (That Copy... THAT COPY WILL GOING TO MAKE YOU DETERIORATE!!! Listen, What You Don't Understand Is That It's Haunted By Da Fuckin Bastard Devil, Destroy The Copy Immediately, If That Happens, Fuck You Then)
Me (talking in a way like Gru from despicable me): Na,na,na,na,na, nani? (Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Whaaat?)
And The Japanese Person Got AWAY FOR THE SHITTIEST REASON WHATSOEVER.