The Lego Movie: Dark Alternate Ending.

I'm sure that you have seen many kids movies such as Toy Story, Incredibles, Shrek and many more. Right now, I'm talking about my favorite film that everyone has seen since 2014, which is The Lego Movie. It was a success from The Lego Movie franchise, along with the other movies like The Lego Batman Movie, The Lego Ninjago Movie and The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, were released before the Warner Bros sold the rights to the Universal Studios with 5-year deal.

But, what if there was a different ending to the movie that no one knows about? Trust me, you'll be creeped out once I tell you all about it.

Anyway, here's the story about the dark alternate ending to The Lego Movie. Enjoy and read this if you dare...

DVD cover for Lego Movie

Story

One day, I was enjoying the sunshine in Barangaroo, and getting some fresh air. Then, I was walking to the shopping mall to get some groceries. First, I went to the DVD isle to look for some movies and TV shows. But, when I stepped towards the box full of DVDs, I found one that said "The Lego Movie', written in marker in a white background. I was curious about the DVD. I checked the back cover, and all there is just the synopsis of the movie. Surprisingly, I found a small text that said "Featuring: The Bonus Scene" and I was curious about that.

When I went to the counter, I purchased it for $20.00 and the cashier lady gave me the change of $12.00. After that, I exited the local store and decided to go back to my apartment to watch the movie with the bonus scene.

To be honest, I've seen that movie couple times when I was having a movie night with my friends. Still, I was keen to see what the bonus scene will be at the end of the movie.

Disk cover of Lego Movie

When I got back into my apartment, I turned on my DVD player and opened up the case. When I took a peek at the disc, it just has "Lego Movie" written in marker and nothing else.

I just put the disc in my DVD player. When the DVD started, it showed the main menu. The menu featured Emmet and his friends in a line with the options above them. I pressed play and enjoyed the movie. However, the ending was so messed up I felt like not watching The Lego Movie anymore after that. Also, the bonus scene was more messed up than ever.

The Dark Ending.

At the end of the movie, Emmet and his friends were trying to defeat Lord Business and his micro-managers. However, MetalBeard remarked, "Yarr! There are too many micro-managers around us!" as the micro-managers were approaching towards them. Then, Emmet said "Guys, we have no choice but to flee from these robots! They're too strong to defeat!" realizing that his giant robot was damaged.

So, Emmet and his friends escaped Bricksburg to find a safe place to hide from them. He said, "Guys, I think we need an another way to save Bricksburg from Lord Business." After that, Benny stated "Man, this is going out of control..."

Then, Lord Business appeared in front of them and greeted them, "Hello once again, trying to get away from me, huh? Well, it's too late now. If the Kragle won't work on all of you, then I've got something better planned..."

Lord Business's ready to kill Emmet and his friends.

He said as he chuckled evilly like in the movie. He grabs out a knife and a potion, ready to murder Emmet and his friends, and making them his own slaves, and said, "I'm sorry, but this has to be the way it is."

Emmet yelled, "Let's get the brick out of here!"

After Emmet said that, they ran from the hidden shelter and fled themselves from Lord Business and his micro-managers and found somewhere to hide.

Benny's death.

First, Benny ran to an empty restaurant and hid behind the counters. He thought to himself, "Oh man, this is getting way out of hand! I need to build a spaceship and get the heck out of here!" as he quickly tried to search for many bricks to build a spaceship.

Unfortunately, he was surrounded by Lord Business and micro-managers.

While he was surrounded, Lord Business asked Benny, "Oh, Benny, you know what's better than spaceships?"

Lord Business's ready to kill Benny.

"What?" Benny asked nervously.

"You'll see..."

Lord Business chuckled and started stabbing Benny's arms, legs, chest, and even breaking his helmet.

Benny let out a loud blood-curdling scream while being stabbed to death.

Lord Business laughed evilly, "Ha! Looks like the spaceman has run out oxygen.", as he commanded the micro-managers to pour an evil potion onto Benny's corpse. "Robots, if you will."

Lord Business chuckled and exited the restaurant. The micro-managers poured a potion onto Benny's corpse.

The next scene cut to a shot of Benny's corpse. Blood was coming out of his body and eyes, his helmet was cracked in half, and his suit was ripped .

Image of poor Benny.

This is a picture of Benny being infected.

I was appalled to see Benny being killed by Lord Business since he was my favorite character. "Poor Benny..."

MetalBeard's death.

MetalBeard's hiding back of the metal container.

It cut to Metalbeard hiding in the aircraft hangar. "Yarr...Lord Business has gone way too far for his shenanigans..." I hope me friends were not killed or else, it will be thee end of us.." he said as he hid behind a metal container.

Then, Lord Business entered the hangar and looked for MetalBeard.

Lord Business said, "Oh...pirate robot, Come out wherever you are!" as he chuckled sinisterly.

MetalBeard gasped and whispered quietly, "Shiver me timbers! He's already in here and he's looking for me! I have to get out of here."

But, it was too late...Lord Business saw his flag above the one of the broken planes.

Another swarm of micro-managers surrounded MetalBeard.

MetalBeard gasped in shock when Lord Business and his micro-managers found him, as he backed away from them.

Lord Business said to him, "Ahoy there, pirate robot! Looks like your buccaneer days are done! And now, I'm going to shred you into pieces once and for all!" as he chuckled evilly.

"No! This can't be happening! It can't get worse than this!" MetalBeard said.

Lord Business VS MetalBeard.

MetalBeard stood up towards Lord Business and prepared for the fight.

He aimed at Lord Business with his cannon and shot cannonballs towards his chest and helmet. However, Lord Business dodged them before he called the micro-managers to resist him.

Then, the micro-managers came quickly and charged towards MetalBeard, until he fell onto the ground, struggling to get up.

Lord Business laughed and explained "Well, you lost the fight, and you know what that means!"

Then, the micro managers started to pull MetalBeard's body parts by tearing and ripping him apart as MetalBeard screams loudly.

Then, Lord Business used a knife to stab his shark, chest and his face, and even ripping out his flag.

MetalBeard was screaming in agony, while begging for mercy until he was killed.

Lord Business chuckled and said "Well...looks like that pirate robot has to walk the plank!" until he left the garage for the next victim, and before the micro-managers poured a second potion onto MetalBeard.

Image of poor MetalBeard.

The next scene cut to Metalbeard's corpse as his face was stabbed, blood was coming out of his eyes and face, and his metal parts were torn apart, his flag was ripped out, his eye patch was missing and his shark was slaughtered.

This is a picture of Metalbeard being infected.

I felt bad for MetalBeard to be killed the same way as Benny.

Batman's death.

It cuts to Lord Business looking for his next victim, until he found Batman, hiding in the 4th floor of the office building.

On the 4th floor, Batman was hiding in the dark room, trying to avoid getting killed by Lord Business, and thought to himself "Man, Lord Business never stops, does he? Rumor has it that he's killed Benny and MetalBeard recently. He's even worse than Joker."

At that moment, Lord Business heard Batman's voice. Suddenly, he broke the door down with his metal boots, walked towards him and said, "Hey there Batman! Your dark times are about to get even darker!"

Lord Business VS Batman.

Batman responded "Not as dark as your heart!"

Lord Business replied, "Oh...we'll have to see about that!"

Batman threw one of his batarangs, until Lord Business used his knife to block the batarangs.

Lord Business kept dodging the batarangs before calling his micro-managers to resist Batman.

The micro-managers broke through the glass and strangled Batman.

He was struggling to escape from the micro-managers with his frustrated expression, and cried, "No! I can't be killed by him...I don't want to deal with this psycho anymore..."

Lord Business denied Batman and said "It seems a perfect time to kill you and make you suffer in hell." as he aimed his knife.

Batman stated weakly, "Man...you're even worse than Joker! I sure could use Batwing right about now..." as he struggles to escape.

Lord Business responded, "Well, you're too late! I guess this is the final moment for you and your legacy!"

Batman prayed for mercy, "Please don't do this to me... I'm everyone's favorite Justice League superhero...and they would be sad once they hear I'm dead..."

Lord Business didn't care about Batman's pleads and walked towards him with his knife. "Oh...so you care about your reputation and popularity than saving the city? How sad! Now, this is my finest hour! I'm sorry Batman, you're done for!" as he smirked towards him and wielded his knife.

"So long Batman!" Lord Business said, before he started stabbing Batman, damaging his cape and clothes, ripping his arms out and breaking his yellow belt during his final moment.

Batman was screaming in pain as he was being killed.

Lord Business finished stabbing him and said, "Bye Batman! Your days of saving the city are over and I'm sure that The Joker will be happy that I killed you." until he commanded the micro-managers to do their job by tuning Batman into his slave. "Robots, you know what to do." The micro-managers accepted his request "Yes, Lord Business." before Lord Business departs from the building and micro-managers poured an evil potion onto Batman's corpse

Image of poor Batman.

The next scene cut to Batman's corpse where his bat-mask and yellow belt was damaged, blood coming out of his chest, arms and legs, his cape was torn apart, his clothes were ripped and his arms were snatched off from his body.

I felt terrified to see his corpse as it looked like that Batman was officially killed by his nemesis.

This is a picture of Batman being infected.

"What the hell is wrong with this ending?" I thought to myself.

Unikitty's death.

I gritted my teeth when I knew that something worse is going to happen next.

I was hoping that Unikitty is safe from Lord Business. But I was wrong.

The next scene cut to Lord Business searching for the 4th victim. He then detected Unikitty sitting in the underground subway while hiding at the back of the staircase wall.

He tried to find a way to get to Unikitty.

Just then, the scene cut to Unikitty in the subway, hiding at the back staircase wall, avoiding her death and quietly whimpered "What is Lord Business up to... maybe he's just angry at us for messing up his world..."

All of a sudden, she heard loud footsteps coming from the train station and gasped in horror.

She whispered "No...he's here, I hope he doesn't kill me or my friends...unless...." in a scared tone.

Lord Business found stairs into the subway and came down to search for Unkitty by going back and forward on the subway floor near the tracks.

Unikitty was found by Lord Business.

She was trying to get away from him, but it was too late. She gasped when she was found by him.

She was frightened and tries to back away from Lord Business while crying for mercy, "No...please don't kill me, I'm just a magical unicorn cat that gives everyone happy thoughts! Please don't do this to me...."

Lord Business smirked and greeted her, "Hey there magical cat, you tried to flee away from me, huh? Well I'm going to give you something that is better than sunshine and rainbows."

She madly replied "I won't forgive you for the crimes you committed, like you destroyed my precious home! I'll make you pay for what you did!"

Lord Business remarked, "Well, I made Bad Cop do this for me by arresting Master-Builders, rubbing Good Cop's face off, killing Vitruvius and destroying your so-called 'rainbow cloud home' or whatever that means, as my revenge to stop them from destroying my good world! As a result, you're the one who's involved in those events, and I shall make you pay for destroying my world, and make you my slave!"

She yelled angrily, "No! I won't forgive you for all the chaos that you caused! Also, why do you have that knife? You didn't kill my friends, did you!?"

Lord Business answered, "Oh, don't worry, I took care of them by giving them a piece of my mind!" as he laughed.

Unikitty started to get furious at Lord Business "You killed my friends! How could you have killed my friends just for revenge!? I'm not joining you! You will pay for what you did!"

Lord Business kept smirking and laughing at her getting angry, "Awwwww...You're so adorable when you get mad at me. But, I'm still going to make you suffer in hell!" as he pretended to be cute and friendly.

Lord Business VS Ragekitty. (Unikitty)

Unikitty went in her rage mode and raged at him "I'm going to kill you for this! And don't call me magical cat! It's Unikitty!" as she roared fiercely and breathed fireballs and flames onto Lord Business.

However, he dodged them like what he did in the battle with MetalBeard, until he called micro-managers to stop Unikitty.

The micro-managers came into the subway and strangled her.

Then, one of the micro-managers punched her leg.

Lord Business grabbed out his knife and walked towards Unikitty.

"No...please don't do this to me...I just want to live in my happy life..." Unikitty said while crying.

Lord Business denied her by saying, "Oh, boohoo! I will still kill you! I'm sorry, but truth hurts. Goodbye kitty-cat!" as he laughed and started stabbing Unikitty's body and legs, damaging her magical horn and ripping her tail, while her fur and skin color was turning into black and white.

Unikitty was screaming and crying very loud as she was being killed. I felt like crying as well.

She was now dead, as Lord Business gave one final speech to her, "Well magical cat, your life is no longer filled with happiness, just sadness and melancholy." as he exited the subway before the micro-managers poured another potion onto Unikitty's corpse.

I sobbed from her death that I felt a depression and sadness had surrounded me.

The next scene cut to Unikitty's corpse lying on the rocky floor of the tunnel where her horn was damaged and ripped off of her head, her tail was cut in half, her body was discolored into black and white, crying blood, and blood coming from her body, under her horn and the top of her head.

Image of poor Unikitty.

This was the most heart-breaking scene in this ending. My favorite character from The Lego Movie just got murdered by that Lord Business.

This is a picture of Unikitty being infected.

"I can't believe what I am seeing right now. Poor Unikitty..." I thought to myself.

Wyldstyle/Lucy's death and Emmet's death/The Hellish End of the movie.

But the ending wasn't over yet. The next scene cuts to Lucy and Emmet were hiding together in the backstage room of the sports arena.

Emmet said concerned, "I can't believe that Lord Business would kill our friends."

Wyldstyle replied "Well, we don't know if he murdered them or not. We'll just wait and see."

"But, I'm afraid that we're the last ones and I don't know what will happen!" Emmet cried.

Wyldstyle comforted him "Emmet, calm down... We'll stop him and revive our friends if we have the chance."

It cut to Lord Business trying to find the remaining two, until he detected Emmet and Wyldstyle, hiding together in the sports arena and said "Oh...this is where the fun begins..." as he gave out an evil laugh.

Lord Business thought to himself, "This place is so big. It's so big I don't think I'll find those love birds."

After 15 seconds, he found an entrance to the backstage where Emmet and Wyldstyle are hiding at.

After he found the entrance, Emmet heard loud footsteps coming from the stairs and said "No no no...he's here. He's going to kill us! I guess this is the end for both of us!"

Wyldstyle hushed Emmet "Don't worry Emmet...I'll take him out and stop him from killing our friends."

Emmet explained, "Unless he already killed our friends..."

Lord Business heard the voices coming from Emmet and Wyldstyle in the backstage and suddenly breaks down the door as he let out an evil laugh.

Lord Business VS Wyldstyle.

Emmet gasped, while Wyldstyle glared at him angrily.

"Well well well, look what we have here...Emmet and his crush who wants to fight me... Well, not a chance, I'll give you a piece of my mind and make you suffer in hell!" said Lord Business as he smirked at them.

Wyldstyle responded, "What did you do to our friends?! You better not have murdered my friends or else, you're going to sorry for your mistakes!" in angry tone.

Lord Business answered, "Oh don't worry, I'll show you how I took care of them! Robots!" as he commanded the micro-managers to bring Emmet's and Wyldstyle's friends in there.

"My God! They look worse than before!" I thought to myself.

Benny, Metalbeard, Unikitty and Batman had their parts put back together and were now Lord Business' slaves.

Emmet yelled, "My friends! No! Benny! Unikitty! Batman! MetalBeard! What happened to you guys!?"

Lord Business smirked at Emmet "Well Emmet, what do you think of that? Awesome, isn't it?" as he chuckled evilly.

He then replied "What have you done to them!? You'll regret this!"

Wyldstyle started to fight Lord Business with her karate and ninja attacks to strike him down.

However, Lord Business quickly called his micro-managers to resist Wyldstyle.

Wyldstyle struggled to stand up "You won't get away with this, Lord Business! You have gone way too far this time!"

Lord Business grabs a knife to kill her.

Emmet stood up and tried to defend Wyldstyle and yelled "No! Don't do this! Watch out, Wyldstyle!"

He blocked Lord Business from attacking her, until Wyldstyle warned him in a concerned way "Emmet, what are you doing!? Get back! He's dangerous!"

Emmet explained "But I'm saving you from him!"

Wyldstyle said in a sad tone "No Emmet, he's too powerful to defeat...I'm sorry. This is the end and we can't do anything about it." before Lord Business kills her.

Emmet cried "Please! I can't lose you too..." as he had tears streaming down his face.

Wyldstyle said to Emmet, "Look Emmet, you can do this, I know you can... You're most special person that I've had and I would be proud of you in heaven if you defeat him. If not, then I can still remember you for how long you lived. I love you in my heart and will never forget you... See you later alligator, and goodbye...Emmet... as she smiled at him.

Emmet sobbed "No...please..."

Lord Business responded "Wow, how sad is that you were loved by that girl, but I don't care! Anyway." until he backstabs her and the rest of the body, ripping her clothes and hoodie, and even cutting her ponytail off.

Wyldstyle screamed in agony while being stabbed. It was so horrifying to watch her die that I cried badly after what she said in front of Emmet.

Wyldstyle was now dead and all that is left is Emmet and Lord Business.

Emmet cried "Lucy!!!" as Lord Business gave out an evil laugh.

"You! You'll regret this!" Emmet said furiously.

Emmet transformed into Super Saiyan Emmet and fights Lord Business with fire and fury.

Emmet went to Super Saiyan mode and fiercely screamed at him, similar to Goku from Dragon Ball Z and Unikitty's raging mode, and started to shoot out fireballs and a meteor, until he teleported towards the field of the stadium by using super speed.

"Hey, come back here! You won't get away from me!" Lord Business exclaimed.

Then, Lord Business said, "You can run, but you can't hide!" until he chuckled evilly.

Emmet yelled "I shall get my revenge on you with fire and fury, and I'll and save my friends from you!" as he kept summoning meteors towards Lord Business.

Lord Business tried to dodge the fire and felt the pain through his body after being hurt by the meteors and flames as he exclaimed, "Ow! Stop that, it burns! You'll regret doing this to me!"

Super Saiyan Emmet replied, "Well, you deserve it for what you have done to me and my friends!"

Super Saiyan Emmet continued burning Lord Business with red flames until he charged up a flaming red ball onto Lord Business to defeat him.

"Lord Business! You shall die and burn in hell!" yelled Super Saiyan Emmet.

After Lord Business was hurt by the flaming red ball, Lord Business struggled to get up as he felt burns all over to his body and said in the painful tone, Ah...You won't get away from me. I'm powerful unlike you..."

Super Saiyan Emmet responded "It's over you psychotic murder! Surrender now or face the consequences!"

Lord Business said "No...this can't be happening...I will reign over Bricksburg and be the most powerful man in the world..." until he tricked Emmet as he got up without feeling the pain.

"Sike!" shouted Lord Business as he gave another evil laugh at Emmet.

Emmet was confused and went back to the normal mode and said "What the heck...I thought I defeated him..."

"Do you think that will be banish me from the existence? No! Guess not! 'You just got Lord Business rolled!' as he referenced "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

Emmet was shocked, not feeling angry and enraged anymore, and said "Oh man...this is not going too well..."

Lord Business replied "Well Emmet, it looks like you're done for!" explained Lord Business, "I decided to get revenge on you and your friends for destroying and messing up my world. Also, you're million times more un-special than me, just being a weak construction worker who has no ideas that nobody knows about!"

Emmet replied "No...that's not true...You're the one who is weak..." in a struggling tone.

Lord Business said "Me weak? I don't think so..." as he smirked and gave out an evil chuckle. "Now, I shall kill you and make you suffer in hell!"

Emmet being surrounded by zombified MetalBeard, Unikitty, Benny & Batman, Lord Business, and the micro-managers.

"I'm sorry Emmet, but truth hurts..." as he called evil Benny, Metalbeard, Unikitty and Batman for them to strangle Emmet.

"Oh no! Guys, don't do this to me! I'm your special friends and you're all special! Please don't...." cried Emmet.

They spoke in demonic voice tones;

"Spaceships..." said evil Benny.

"Ahoy there matey..." said evil Metalbeard.

"Stay positive..." said evil Unikitty.

"The darkness surrounds you..." said evil Batman.

Emmet responded "Stop! You're scaring me!" in a frightened tone.

All of a sudden, they started to strangle Emmet as Lord Business came towards him and grabbed a knife to kill on Emmet.

"Well Emmet, it looks like that you and Lucy will be joining the dark side now!" said Lord Business. "You're nothing to me or anyone else that you met, and soon, I'll turn all the citizens of Bricksburg into my slaves, so you go ahead and join the darkness!"

Emmet cried "No! I can't let this happen! Look, you don't have to be the bad guy, and you're the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe..." as he gave his quote to him.

"Ha! What a joke! I can be whatever I want to be, so too bad!" said Lord Business as he denied it.

Lord Business lifted up the knife and said the final words to Emmet before killing him "Well Emmet, this is the end of you and I'm sure that no one is around to save you now! So long Emmet, I have won!" as he gave out the most evilest laugh that I've ever heard.

"Now... you shall BURN IN HELL!!" shouted Lord Business in a demonic tone.

He started stabbing Emmet for one last time as he let out a really loud blood-curdling scream that I had to cover my ears.

I paused the ending and went into the bathroom to calm myself down while cleaning my ears with a tissue. After calming myself down for at least 8 minutes, I went back to my living room and resumed the ending. It was still horrifying to watch to see the special construction worker being killed by that crazy psycho that is Lord Business.

He stopped stabbing him as Emmet has officially died. I felt really saddened for the death of Emmet because he was the most special person that saved everyone from Lord Business and used his own ideas for everyone to team up together.

In the next scene, Lord Business said "Game over..." in a slow tone.

All of the Emmet's friends were dead and are now Lord Business' slaves.

Image of poor Wyldstyle/Lucy.

The next scene cuts to Wyldstyle's/Lucy's corpse, she had blood coming from her arms, legs and chest, her clothes and hoodie were ripped, her hair makeup was discolored, and her ponytail was cut off.

Image of poor Emmet.

Then, the final scene cuts to Emmet where his vest and construction work clothes were ripped, and his blood was coming out of his arms, legs and chest.

Next, Lord Business faced towards to the camera, and said "Hey there viewer, do you want to play with me? You don't Well, too bad, I'll give you something that's even better than awesome!" as he laughed evilly.

He pointed the knife towards the camera and stabbed it as the screen was shattered. After that, the whole movie ended and the Lego "The End" sign appeared in the middle of the screen. Except, it was covered in blood, some of the Lego pieces were missing and broken, and was discolored into red, black and grey.

The credits played, except there was just a black screen. No stop motion, just the credits rolling on the black background

I was shaking in fear and I thought that the movie, the one I bought from the local store, was the real one with the bonus scene. Instead, the ending was about Lord Business killing Emmet and his friends, and turning them into his slaves.

"God! I don't understand about this version! It went from being an inspiring movie into a horror show!" I thought to myself.

This is a picture of Lucy/Wyldstyle being infected.

This is a picture of Emmet being infected.

After 5 minutes, I was bored of the credits and skipped towards the end, by pressing my remote controller to fast forward it, where the bonus scene could be occurred.

Messed Up Bonus Scene.

Image of the messed up bonus scene.

This is a picture of Infected Lord Business (Evil Clone of President Business.

The credits finally ended and it faded into black screen for 10 seconds. However, this is where things are starting to get even creepier and messed up than before, the bonus scene leads to an image with Lord Business just standing there, with black eyes with red pupils and covered in blood, along with evil Emmet, Wyldstyle/Lucy, Unikitty, Benny, Batman and Metalbeard. Except they were discolored into a darker tone and they have black eyes with white pupils. The background was Bricksburg on flames and there was a black sky with red clouds, there's also text that said "Everything Is Death! Everything is darkness when you kill yourself! Everything is Death! When you're living out a nightmare!" while the song 'Everything Is Awesome' was played, except it was slowed-down, reversed, distorted, and deeper. After 3 minutes, the bonus scene faded to black and went back to the menu screen.

Creepy version of Everything is Awesome.

Aftermath

I was so scared and frightened on what I've seen from that version of the movie and thought to myself "What the hell was that!? A freak show!?". Someone must have made a homemade version of Lego Movie, but creepier. In fact, I've seen the real version of it couple times and I knew that Warner Bros didn't make it on accident, and it seems that some crazy person put a lot of effort in that version. To be honest, I thought about uploading the footage of that ending onto YouTube and age-restricting it, so the children would not watch it, despite that everyone would hate Warner Bros if I did that. Instead, I ejected the disc from my DVD player, put it back into the case and burned it with gasoline and lighter, never to be seen again. However, I didn't have a good sleep that night. I had one nightmare about Lord Business and evil Emmet, along his demonic friends were torturing and killing me at the stadium and another one about Emmet screaming in my face.

So, if you find any lost versions of children's movies, make sure to think twice before seeing them. Take my advice and be careful out there.

P.S. I showed you the images that I captured before I burned that DVD.

(Note: Legos and toys don't have blood, they are made with plastic. I would imagine if this creepypasta contains Lego Movie characters without being Legos themselves.)