User blog:Princess Callie/EPIC PONY RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!

PINKIE PIE

VS

RAINBOW FACTORY DASH

Begin!

Rainbow Dash, you’re sitting over there with your crappy rainbows.

Those beats sound worse than the taste of my cupcake dough!

You talk about killing; you mass produce your stuff

I can still do it better with a knife and some cuts.

You call yourself a sadist?

I killed my best friend.

In fact it was you Rainbow Dash

And I’ll stomp you again!

You just make rainbows, you don’t know how to let the fun max

If you want it to be good, you have to make it last!

Pinkie Pie, I’m more of a sadist than you

My rainbows are far cooler than your cupcake stew

You cut up fillies with a knife, so what?

These fillies are cut up with the Pegasus Device.

You talk about tasty

I eat rainbows in my sleep!

You took one bite and said “Ugh, not sweet!”

As far as psychosis, I got it all right here.

So what you thought you killed me, your bestie?

Scoots, that whore, was a fucking sister to me!

And your rhymes?

They’re flatter than that mane I’d call a mat.

I’ve got you beaten, there’s no doubt about that!

HA HAHAHAHAHA.

Both of you fools are no match for me!

I’m Crimson Darkness; it’s the Red Fear you’ll meet.

You think killing’s the only thing I do best?

I can provide a rap that’s far better than the rest.

Pinkie, your story is far too overrated.

And funny thing, I ended your life when I was just a baby!

Rainbow, your rhymes are more shit than that device you use.

It’s nothing but a hunk of metal tied together with screws!

You both have a terrible rap, I’m just proving it.

Bow to your master! I’m the one that is here!

I’m Crimson Darkness, and my legacy is fear!

Oh, I’m sorry. I was tending to my garden.

Getting rid of weeds and helping flowers blossom.

A sadist, I am? No.

More of a teacher.

I’m playing your silly games as feature.

I’ve crushed every weed, burned, cut and maimed.

And now with these rhymes, to you I’ll do the same.

Now, now, Crimson, at least my kills were for a purpose, weren’t they?

I didn’t shove somepony off a bridge just to play.

Pinkie and Rainbow, you’re just a couple of dweebs.

You’re what makes my talent a warranted need.

Let’s put a play together, shall we? I’ll direct

And you shine.

And what will happen next will be quite the big surprise.

You ponies call yourself killers?

Your time is at its end.

Skyblack Graymane is here!

This is where the battle truly begins!

Pinkie Pie, your story’s outdated and boring.

And Rainbow Dash, a Pegasus Device?

How boring, I’m snoring!

I’ve killed hundreds of ponies

In various ways.

Crimson, I gave you the shit kills, I say!

Cheerilee, your stories are gorier than mine!

The shock value’s a one hundred percent prime!

But nonetheless, you fail. You killed a few fillies.

I’ve done more than that in my silliest of stories.

I’m a complete psycho, you all are just nuts.

Now my rhymes have beaten yours and this battle’s at its end

Let’s quiet down now so that you can hear your BREATH!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE.

