Red Mist: Alternate Tape

''After a post about Andrew Skinner's Red Mist Tape blew up all over the internet, I decided to take it upon myself to describe an Alternate Tape that goes back further than the original. ''

Red Mist: Alternate Tape
The episode begins immediately at the concert, unlike the original tape. Squidward plays a song he dubs, "Red Mist," on the clarinet. After he stops playing, everything goes silent.

Someone in the crowd yells at Squidward.

"You're a fucking disgrace!"

Everyone eventually yells at him as well.

"You have no talent, and you never will!"

At this point, eerie piano music plays as the crowd's voices are pitched down.

The camera moves all around the crowd as they spout very harsh insults, and it eventually focuses on Squilliam Fancyson.

"I thought you were better than this! I'm not even surprised at this point. The world would be a FAR better place, if you were dead!"

The camera focuses on Squidward, as he has a very hurt look on his face. Tears roll off his face as he cries on stage.

Everyone else leaves, and Squidward gets up, and it immediately cuts to him in his bedroom, crying. The music changes to the piano from earlier as Squidward thought of the crowd's insults. The screen turns red as the insults get worse and worse. Squidward's tears begin to turn into a crimson red as his eyes change from normal ones, to red, bloodshot CGI ones.

Squidward begins to laugh manically as the screen turns red. An angry voice can be heard saying, "Do it," as Squidward pulls out a shotgun, and pulled the trigger. The screen is now entirely static. The music changes to a very eerie clarinet song, as a forest can be seen in fog. Squidward can be barely seen in the trees. A short burst of static plays, and Squidward gets closer. He seemed to be in very low quality.

The short bursts of static become more common, and last longer. Squidward gets closer, and eventually, you can see his face up-close. A loud beep noise can be heard, but then it immediately stops. The screen flashes, and if you pause it, you can clearly see Squidward with his brains blown out, in very good detail.

Now, you might be wondering how I found it. Well, it was simple. I actually worked with Skinner. I didn't do anything to the children, but I did work on the episode's animation and sounds. If you happen to find this tape somewhere, make sure to call me and i'll take it off your hands.