User blog:I, Da Cashman/Need Ideas for Squidward's Suicide Story

Hey guys. I recently introduced by friend who shall be referred to as Jack to creepypastas. His first story, like many of us, was Squidward's Suicide. It also happened to be like, midnight, and we talked about it over texts. He got super creeped out. It wasn't bad enough the pasta was as it was, his house just so happened to have Spongebob crap all over it. It wasn't like his house was some sort of shrine to the dude, it was just that a lot of Spongebob stuff they had was being used in circulation. (Pillow cases that need washing, for example.) I thought that was incredibly creepy and coincidental. He's fine now, but I really want to write something about it. Especially since it can be done through texts. I need something to jog my creativity though. You guys got any ideas?

P.S. By far, the creepiest part was that he said he was less phased by the dead children and more phased by the images.

P.S.S. No, the really creepy part is that I'm not sure if he's an anamoly because of that emotion, or because he's the only one of us able to admit it...