User:Godofmemez

(In-Character)

Real Name : -Classified-

IPI Codename : Godofmemez.

Role : Agent.

Current Assignment : Research of Events and Anomalous Locations (REAL)

Quotes : ''There are no unstoppable entities in the universe, even if they claim so. ''

Recovery Log : Joined Internet Paranormal Investigation after an unexpected flamewar in -classified-.com leading to his discovery in the internet, and offered job in the IPI.

Characterization : Subject is -Classified- male, With the age of -Classified- and skin color of -Classified-, subject has short straight brown hair, other than his abnormalities, he is normal human at all aspects, In the IPI Site, Subject can be seen wearing brown jeans and standard white IPI shirt.

Most of the subject's time is surfing the internet, but on some intervals he can be seen in California in his car, subject's interests appear to be collecting haunted files, tracking down events, MLP (excluding "Ponification"), explosions, playing with comment threads and GTA games.

Since -Classified-, subject appears to be aware of Event Codename 90-NY and reference it many times, including researching it and ask peoples about it, but unfortunely, little information is revealed, due to this, extreme caution must be used on those "Roleplay Accounts"

Also, subject appear to have a project subject identifies as "Godofmemez.wmv", which compose of many creepy videos and pictures in the internet combined together, with special effects, but however, subject cannot do this due to the "Sony Vegas Pro" being paid, which subject identifies the maker as "Greedyfags", this also include any software products costing money, however, subject still continue to find a way to make the video without spending money or difficulties, also, subject's personal computer appear to have a collection of many creepy files in there.

Subject also appears to have a former friend named "Superpig136" on Logmein Hamachi, but due to the lag issues, his old computer cannot handle it, and lost his old friend, which doesn't join Hamachi after, due to this, he will be provided a temporary Surface RT Laptop for replacement.

Subject has several (utterly useless) "abilities", including :


 * Accidence-Prone, but he has seem to never die in these accidents.
 * Taunting indirectly, mostly by referring the victim negatively in his works
 * Infinite amounts of any types of waste, this also can be controlled and editable appearance.

Notes : Yeah, really. -Agent Godofmemez.


 * Coprophilia, he also appear to have immunity to germs.
 * Detecting any exotic creatures within 10 meters of him, noticeably -Classified-
 * Convert anything in his sight to be 3D, 2D, and live-action through his controllable mind, but only in real life, not in fictions.
 * Suxin' Coks.
 * Disappear to another location when any subjects considered evil and stronger than him meets him.
 * Obsession with spheres.
 * Feeding trolls with poison
 * Activate "Benny Hill Theme" song to play aside him, but can only be done when engaging in chases or fights.
 * Nightmarish Potatoes, Nuff Said.
 * Unponifiable.
 * Fucking Flirting with "Roleplay Accounts"
 * In a situation of an extremely unsolvable problem, an ultimately large nuclear explosion is created by the subject as a last resort, combined with -Classified-, enough to kill a cockroach, however, in the explosion, Subject become wounded in the explosion and needs medical assistance, but like mentioned earlier, subject doesn't seem to die in the explosion.

(And more, however as described above, these are utterly useless, through.)

Documented Files
Notes : Creepypastas will be added here below.

Archived Files : (where the unusual shit happen and documented after)

Event 90-NY - Platform Racing 3 - The Ponies Incident

Object 73-AR - Mugen.exe

Troll Files : (where the funny shit are kept)

Currently None, Bitch.

(Out-of-Character)

Suggestions & Facts

 * For Godofmemez.wmv, I will release it as soon as Sony Vegas Pro is completely free (or I already have it) and I have a new PC that supports executable files
 * Thankfully, it doesn't include Rigby.avi, but some files I made myself will be there.
 * 1134 upside-down in calculator yields "hell"
 * Notes : Source "Version 1.1.3.4" Minecraftpasta (Deleted)
 * The Ponies Incident was the only creepypasta Godofmemez made that was REALLY Real, don't believe me?, go see the pasta yourself.
 * Also [jiggmin.com/threads/94786-We-made-this-game-alive-once/page5 Snubb's post mentioning Pinkie.Pie]
 * For Bronies, if you want to annoy the ass out of the Anti-Bronies using posters, refer to Bamthehand : Now your day is ruined!
 * For my creepy files collection, I will make sure all files are there, except to name one, Rigby.avi.
 * Yes, I really hate Rigby.avi (So please don't post them in the wiki, or I will freak out and never come back again.
 * Since then, Rigby.avi has become a comical gag.
 * "Auto" is also used as an arc character, which is one of Godofmemez's rivals and he will be referenced in some stories.
 * For any Mind-Screw GIFs, refer to Davidope : Warning : Beware Mindscrew
 * Godofmemez has one weakness... cuteness
 * He also use HTML, like This 
 * For those extremely cute and sexy farting ponies videos, refer to Gassipons : Warning : Fart Fetish Videos
 * And yes, ponies did really waste.
 * There is also a rumor that any farts from cute things coming in Godofmemez's 1 meter radius will instantly become aroma-smell, the reason why Godofmemez regarded farts as cute.
 * Godofmemez's favorite pony is Rarity, for "pone" or "poni", refer to Rule 93.
 * "Rule 93" is also a gag, it states "Go Fuck Yourself"
 * If you become a complete brony, you may lose knowledge of concept of psychological hazard, maybe.
 * I use Base64 as a creepy language, in my opinions.
 * For translations of 1337, Binary, Base64 and others, refer to Robertecker's Universal Leet (L337, L33T, 1337) Converter : Translate them here!
 * Godofmemez Logic : Why Wil Wheaton's law apply to everyone if everyone already have a dick? (If rule 30 applies)
 * IPI Headquarters is a spin-off of the SCP Foundation, which has been converted into a completely different subject.
 * R a i n b o w Text!

(More Soon!)

(Also, if you had met me offsite before you read this, then congratulations, you're the most newest newfag of the newest new newfagism, also refer to Rule 93, just saying)

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