Samurai Pizza Cats: Polly's Secret

Does anybody remember Samurai Pizza Cats? It was a show about three cats who fight this evil fox dude and his army of male Raven (aka Bobsheaux's mistress) clones. Anywho, I'm here to spout out a story of how I found a lost episode of it.

Anyways, one day I was in my house when I found a flyer at my front door. It advertised a new Salvation Army thrift store in my town. So I decided, "Hell, let's see what I can find!

After driving for a good 1 minute, I finally got to the store. I pulled up into the parking lot of this building. It used to be a Child World in my dad's youth. We have a lot of poor reusages of old buildings around here. We have a McDonald's that used to be a 1980s-style really small Circuit City back in, well, the 80's and the really early 90's before they moved to a bigger space in the shopping plaza near the local dairy farm (that space they moved to is now a municipal office with the "plug" still intact but painted blue), there's this anime/otaku shop that used to be a Arthur Treacher's, the public library near my house wherein I rented lots of kids' show-based books in my youth used to be a Chrysler dealership, and our local Sonic drive-in used to be someone's house (heard that after the little old Cuban lady who was the last occupant prior to Sonic kicked the bucket, some Texan Sonic franchisee bought the house from Remax and converted it into, well, a Sonic).

Jeez, I deviated from the bad Creepypasta by rattling off potential Not Fooling Anybody entries in my area.

Anyways...

I found this tape in the back of the store, lying amongst old records and lots of cheapo Chinese toys. A tape simply reading "SABAN POST PRODUCTION SERVICES". I wondered what it could be?

After purchasing the tape and going home, I slammed it into the VCR, which I had bought from these guys who had a similar experience with a Blue's Clues tape where Steve killed everyone because Satan. After a couple seconds of static, some creepy pirate show played for 5 seconds before cutting with a tapeover effect to a post-production slate reading "SAMURAI PIZZA CATS - S02E01: POLLY'S SECRET - AIRDATE: TBA - PROD. DATE: 1/15/1993". I wondered "This is a lost episode? Oh god no..." in my head.

Suddenly, the power went out for about 5 seconds before everything turned back on except for the VCR. I called Geek Squad and after a minute, the Geekmobile pulled into the driveway. The two Geek Squad Agents who were in the car came up to my door. The first Agent said his name was Jeremy. I asked if he was the same guy who was caught up in a hacked Toy Story 3 screening in the next town over, and he quietly said "Yes". The other Agent said his name was Gresh. Stupid name, I know. After they checked the VCR, it suddenly turned back on. I then ejected the tape, and asked Jeremy to come over on Sunday.

That Sunday, me and Jeremy sat down to watch the tape in my living room. The same thing happened again, but after the power went back on, the VCR stayed dead for 10 seconds before suddenly turning back on. Suddenly, the VCR said "play" in the top left corner. We didn't even touch the remote!

The tape continued, and it showed the Samurai Pizza Cats intro as normal, however there were some changes. A sign in the background of one scene read "Cur hanc interpretari? Victus es tu?" I ran the text through Google Translate and it came up with "Why did you translate this? You are a loser!" What? Was the tape not only possessed... but self-aware that this story is a cliched lost episode Creepypasta? I shrugged it off as just an easter egg and we continued watching.

Instead of the usual title card with Guido, there was a blank screen saying "POLLY'S SECRET". Must be Polly Esther-related.

The episode opened with no narrator, it just had a pan over to the pizza parlor. All that it showed was Polly Esther moping around. She was making mumbling noises.

Suddenly, it showed a montage of Polly's behavior from past episodes... but then the montage got grotesque and truly screwed up. It showed Polly being abused as a child by her parents

Not finished yet...