User blog:Heavy On Fire/Weird/Shittypastas: Jaxen ross.exe

Oh my god. Guys, I didn't even NEED the Random Page button this time to find this next pasta. Let's dive right into it! This is Jaxen ross.exe!



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''WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? This already looks piss-poor. ''

you no the youtuber Jaxen?he made spinpasta wiki?and I saw a video by ....... I play it it start a logo (peppa pig -lost episode) it not made by Jaxen ross.and I say what (and I saw all episode by Jaxen ross)and I coppy hes episode and the new episode name

''WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? IS PEPPA PIG EVIL? IS YOUR SPELLING GOOD? Well, no, obviously. Also, WhiteReaper made the SP wiki. DON'T TRY TO BE SMART WHEN YOU'RE NOT!''

(the rake) I not saw it I no I saw old rake story,i don't saw it and I saw I saw a big foto it was me(but I was died and I haw a knive I try to paint it but it want i try to say (im died)it want say back ,I try see a old foto of me(but it show me fat)I get angry and try to see my youtuber Jaxen ross it show pac man is on blood I try to see spinpasta but it want I try to see my video it show a new video it name Jaxen ross .exe I play it show me running I was in go!animate I show peppas evil clone she kill me I try to play a video it show spongebob,s huse music play backwards spongebob se me and he gon I saw sqidward face was fingersbloody spongebobs face it was real sponge,i shi# it end I kill myself

''I'm done. Just... done. I'd say this pasta was written by a retard monkey, but that's an insult to retard monkeys. I mean... GOD! Random spongebob popping out, peppa pig doing the harlem shake or something? Coola Lucaz Guy (the author of this wonderful story), THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE! This will go to TP, btw. Oh, and there's an MS paint drawing in the pasta. Whoopee...''