"PANIC: Kaiju of Kaijus/Part 1



PROLOGUE:

Before I start, I just want to tell you, that telling this story was not an easy decision to make. You see, over the past couple of days, I have been suffering from horrible nightmares, hissing noises, and severe anxiety from a game I used to play as a child. And I believe that it came from the entity that I plan to expose in this particular story. However, I cannot see him, as it seems to hide out of sight. But I can feel his presence, since I can hear noises coming from the basement, through the attic, and up on the rooftop, as I’m writing this. I know, I know, I probably should have done something even more useful, like destroy the cartridge. But, with the entity backing me into a corner, I feel as though I have no choice. So I will make separate chapters, each summarizing the events that folded throughout my time playing the game, while I can still keep my distance…

This story is actually the story of(...what used to be…)Godzilla Kaiju Daikasi for the SFC. I pirated the game just so you know. Anyway, Godzilla Kaiju Daikasi, was a japanese exclusive SNES game in which you guide either godzilla or any other kaiju from the godzilla movies, through a fighting tournament filled with destruction, assimilation, and everything that made the 90s rad. Oh, you know, like, like, your Shaggy mixtapes, & your Tamagotchi, & your Nicktoons, and your Back to Front jeans. Anyway(...for the second time...) this game was a hit with audiences, but was never released in the US, leaving that country to live off of the mediocre Godzilla games they got. However, that was, unless they pirated the game, which like I said, is exactly what I did. You see, pirating games used to be the perfect solution to getting games that you couldn’t get otherwise, whether it’d be because of money, or the restrictions your parents have on your age demographic. However, It also proved corrosive to the companies who made the game, as the people who pirated games were taking advantage of their sell, without adding to their revenue. So, they started punishing those people. And I happened to have come across the punishment for Kaiju Daikasi… I only took one screenshot of the totally different game that I ended up with. I don’t know why the creators somehow allowed the entity to slip into the game, PANIC: Kaiju of Kaijus. But they did. And now, that experience is hammered into my skull.

I’ll tell you how it all happened...