Spinpasta Wiki:Requests for Bureaucrat/Fatal Disease

Hello everybody! Your friendly neighborhood grape, Fatal Disease here. And, apparently, I am applying for Bureaucrat. Now, as you're thinking "Oh... this user doesn't meet the criteria." I obviously do know that. But, of course, as Reaper said to Callie that this wiki needs another 'crat, and Callie requested me to apply in such a sooner time. I was hesitant, at first. But I decided to take up Callies offer on this.

So, here I am. Applying for the right. I kind of see myself as the person second in charge, but asking discretion for my actions by Callie. So here we go. The requirements


 * Must have at least 2,500 edits, 2,000 of which must be on articles.

I don't necessarily meet this mark, since I 593 edits, 308 of which are articles. So yeah...


 * Must be active on the wiki for at least six months.

Again, a requirement that I do not reach. Been here since October 18th of 2013.


 * Must have been an administrator for at least three months.

I have been an admin here since October, so a little over 3 months.

This is it, pretty much. So yeah.