User blog:I, Da Cashman/Limp Bizkit Trilogy

So there's a decent chance that some of you are familiar with my first creepypasta, Limp Bizkit: The Video Game. Although it met all quality standards and had generally good reception over it's existance, LOLSKELETONS deleted it for "not meeting the wikia's quality standards."

I'm hopeful that either he'll undo the deletion, but considering how big a backlog of deletion appeals he has to go through, I don't think that's going to happen.

My original plan was to release the sequel on Spinpasta Wikia. It was to be released in two parts ("discs"), and titled Limp Bizkit: Gold Cobra. I've had it finished and edited for a while, but I want to release it at the same time as Limp Bizkit's new album Stampede of the Disco Elephants. (Which is taking absolutely forever so who knows how long my patience is gonna go.)

Instead, what it looks like I'll be doing is uploading Limp Bizkit: The Video Game, Gold Cobra: Disc One and Gold Cobra: Disc Two all at once to The Spinpasta Wikia. The original story was technically a Spinpasta anyhow, with Zalgo and Missing Number referrences. (Not to mention the David and Joseph characters that would appear in Dyers Eve and Water World: No Escape.)

Since this wikia is pretty much packed to the brim with trilogies and series', I figure it makes some sense for me to get in on the action. I may or may not call it The Three Dollar Bill Chronicles. Because as painfully corny as that sounds, it's almost too obvious not to take it. And besides, this will give me an opportunity to go through and change the original story to flow a little bit better and seem a little moer professional. (I promise I won't Lucas it.)

The stories are gonna be very long. Combined, the three discs are currently over 55,000 words. That's about 5x as long as The Call of Cthulhu. Considering that original story is usually printed at 35 pages, that would mean these three stories combined would be about 170 pages printed using the same methods. Going by the 250 words a page average that used to be common, that would be 220 pages. According to Wikipedia and National Novel Writing Month, that's enough words to qualify as a full length novel.

Though it's likely the original story will be trimmed of a thousand words or two, that could still be an issue. If you're reading this, tell me if I should split the stories into five "discs" instead of three. I'm just worried that many uploads of so long stories in a matter of a weekend is gonna be too much.

P.S. The twist is spoiled in this blog post. See if you can find what I'm talking about.