User blog:Heavy On Fire/Weird/Shitpastas

Just like Godzillafan, I'm gonna try to find Spinpastas on here that I think are a bit... bad. Ok, if the writer of any of the pastas feels offended, this is not really ment as offense. I'm gonna try my best to stay calm and be as constructive as I can. And text with Italic is my dialogue. With that said, here is our first episode:

"Mario 128"First off, the title is a bit weird.

Hi, I like to play Mario games. But I hate one game: Super MARIO 128 Don't know what that is? Well, let me tell you

.''Umm... It's a bit cliché to start off with: "I like to play ---, but this game/experience called --- ruined it for me." ''

It all started when I saw that my friend was playing Super Mario 64; but a few days later, he gave it to me. He said, "I don't want to play it anymore", which I found a bit weird, but whatever. I got home and put the game in and the title screen came up, but Mario's face seemed sad and alone, which creeped me out a bit.

''Title screen clichés. ALSO SONIC.EXE BEGGINING WITHOUT PAPER!''

I started up the first level, but this is when things got odd.

Okay, you don't need to tell us that things get odd, it was a spooky game, right?

There were no Goombas, no background, and no music. This scared me, but I completed the level anyway. I went to the next level, and this one was not right, since it had blood all over the wall. Then this dead-looking Goomba came up to me. A text box came up and it said: "You will suffer". Then the Goomba walked up to me and killed me.

''Describe "Goombas" as "enemies", because there are more enemies in Bob-omb Battlefield. And background and music deletion also sounds familiar, doesn't it? And walls filled with blood and texts like: "You will suffer" are also very cliché.''

The screen went dark, and I then spawned in this empty room. Mario started to cry, and then a text box came up. It said, "Nobody plays with me anymore". Then the game crashed or something. I stopped playing it for about 4 days. I went back to the game and so the title screen came up, but this time it said MARIO 128. I started at the last level of the game. The screen was static a bit and then the game crashed. I tried to start the game but it kept crashing.

''Huzzah, more Sonic.exe rehash. And screens turning black are getting old, too. I'll admit: I'm happy that you didn't say: "Mario began to weep louder and louder." Oh, and did I mention: enters after dialogue are appreciated.''

Then, I looked this up on my computer to see what was the problem. I didn't find anything, but I find this website called www.MARIO128.com. I went on it and it was just Mario standing in a room alone smiling with blood running down his eyes.

''I'm sorry, but bloody tears are not very good things in pastas, just saying. Also, I thought the game was on your N64. And don't mix up present and past times.''

Then, the website crashed and when I looked for it again, it wasn't there anymore, and the game case was gone. I couldn't find it anywhere, but whoever has it, hear me out and NEVER PLAY IT.

''What? That doesn't make any sense at all. How can a game and a website magically disappear? Did Satan forget something at your home or something?''

''In all honesty, it wasn't really too bad or too terrible, but it is below decent. Try following the tips and you'll get there!''