User blog:Princess Callie/EPIC PONY RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA 2!

Grimdark Edition

RARITY

VS.

VINYL “SCRATCHED”

BEGIN!

Prepare for my wubs

Let’s drop this beat

You’re a masochist?

I went a little overboard on Tavi.

I think you got a little too much thrill out of this;

You probably crapped your rhymes while you cut yourself up to bits!

All you do is throw tantrums, and play with a few knives.

I bust out both wubs and HOMICIDE!

My brother though I was bad;

Thought I’d hurt Itch.

Well guess what?

Now he’s lying somewhere in a DITCH.

Really, now, your music is unfashionable, dear.

And I’m still crazier than that messy hair.

Vinyl Scratch, dearie, I don’t need your opinion.

Because I already, Mommy’s still prettier here!

Your rhymes better than mine?

HMPH, that’s absurd!

I think somepony here needs to learn.

My story wasn’t a gorefest; and yes I did hurt others.

I brought my own sister into my crazy bothers.

So you murdered Fluttershy and Octavia Melody?

Those two aren’t a fight; try Skyblack Graymane!

Oh wait, you can’t! Because he would put you to shame!

Pfft, getting others in masochism?

Is that you all you got?

OH NO, how scary!

I never even thought.

Oh well, at least I NEVER GOT CAUGHT.

Now, you’re somewhere in the Canterlot Dungeon

And I’m out here, raising Hell with killing and wubbin’!

Your rap is crappier than your silly little grimdark!

“I talk like a lady!”

How does that help your cause?

The bodies I find get dropped like a BASS!

Maybe it’s time that you had a taste!

Now, my dear, that’s something I would love

And you know it is.

I’ll lock the bedroom door

For some Dominatrix.

Go ahead, my dear.

And MAKE ME SCREAM.

Because I want this now;

For you to hurt ME.

This rap battle is over,

and I’ve already won!

Now let’s settle down and

Have some fun!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE.

VOTE Rarity Vinyl Scratch