Derpy's Day Rewritten

I am an archivist at heart. I try to find deleted content from the internet and save it to reupload back on the internet. I archive youtube videos like Shady Youtubers, Youtubers who have deleted their content, Youtubers that break the law, etc. I also try to find banned episodes of kid’s shows to download and save into my archive folder and later I watch them with my friends.

One night I was on the internet, looking for banned episodes of kid’s shows until I saw a link to an episode of My Little Pony. The episode was called “Derpy’s Day” Being a huge Pegasister I’ve seen all of the episodes of My Little Pony. But I’ve never heard of an episode called “Derpy’s Day” I looked on the MLP wikia about the episode but nothing came up. I thought that it was just a new episode that was accidentally leaked by someone at Hasbro or something. And I thought “Awesome! An episode centered around my favorite background pony and it’s leaked which is even better” So I downloaded the video. Once it downloaded I decided to burn it on a DVD so I can watch it with my friends. Then I went to sleep since I was up until 2 in the morning.

The next morning, I decided to call up my friends and my boyfriend to watch the video with me, since they are huge fans of My little pony. They came over to the house and greeted me as they walked inside. I popped some popcorn as my friends sit on the couch. I set it between me and my best friend Sam. The intro came on as I sat next to my boyfriend.

The episode started with Derpy walking, holding a basket of muffins until she bumped into Rarity. Muffins were all over Rarity’s face. “Oh for Celestia’s sake Derpy. Can you be even more of a klutz than you already are?” Rarity shouted. Me and my friends looked at each other. Rarity would never say something like that even if someone accidentally got her dirty. What was even weirder was that instead of walking it off, Derpy started to cry as she walked home. It still sounded cartoonish yet realistic at the same time.

Derpy was in her room bawling her eyes out. Her face was buried in her hooves. She then stopped crying, and lifted her face from her hooves. Only to reveal an enraged look on her face. It was a look that I’ve never seen on Derpy before. But the most unsettling part was the audio. It sounded like a crowd of people talking. There were voices telling Derpy that she is stupid and nobody likes her and it would be better if she was dead.

That was when Derpy snapped. She walked in her tool shed and pulled out a shovel. My friend asked me what she was doing with that shovel. I responded that I didn’t know and I continued watching. Derpy was walking throughout ponyville with a shovel in her mouth. There was nothing going on except for Derpy walking through the town at night for about 3 minutes. The most unsettling part is that there’s no sound.

It cut to Rarity sleeping until she hears a knock at the door. She answers the door only for Derpy to hit her in the head with the shovel, knocking Rarity out instantly. Everyone jumped at the sudden movement. Rarity then woke up in a basement as she sees Derpy. “Oh hey Rarity. I’m glad you’re awake. I really wanted to talk to you.” Derpy said. “Derpy! Let me out this instant.” Rarity yelled. Derpy then got mad and slapped Rarity across the face. “You do not raise your voice at me! Do you understand?” Rarity just sobbed as Derpy put a sexual gag in her mouth.

“Now I will make sure you never say anything bad about anypony again.” Derpy said as she held a sledgehammer. “No. Derpy. Please. I’m sorry.” Rarity said as her voice quivered in fear. “It’s to late for sorry now. Say goodnight.” Derpy shouted as she bashed Rarity’s skull in with the hammer, killing her instantly. I covered my eyes at the sight of Derpy striking Rarity’s skull in repeatedly with the hammer. I tried to turn off the tv but the buttons on the remote were sticky and wont work.

After Derpy was done bashing Rarity’s skull with the hammer, she ripped Rarity's horn out of her head, and turned around and looked straight at us and said her signature catchphrase “I just don’t know what went wrong.” But the way she said it sounded like a whisper, which sent chills up our spines. That’s when I started to go into a panic attack. My boyfriend, Max held me close to him and rubbed my back gently to calm me down.

My friend Sam took the DVD out of the DVD player and put it in her pocket for her to keep. My friend Payton was also trying to calm me down. She told me that the DVD is gone now but I couldn’t stop panicking until I broke down into tears, My face was buried in Max’s shirt as I bawled my eyes out. I’m a very sensitive person when it comes to gory things and killing I go into a nervous breakdown whenever I see gory content.

Max continued to stroke my back as I started to calm down. I was curious about who made the episode and why they created it. It has been two years since I emailed Hasbro about the incident and they still haven’t responded. However they took down the website. Possibly for copyright reasons. So if you find a website like that, don’t click on it. Hell, I recommend that you’d report the website because I don’t want anybody to have the same experience I had watching that video.