Help:Why?

One day i was on my way to my house from a hard day of work. On my way i saw a garage sale so i said to myself "Why not!" I did not realize what i had started.

At the garage sale i saw a Nintendo 64 it looked pretty new so i said to the owner "How much is this Nintendo 64?" As soon as i said that he started to shake. He said it was free and then i saw a game for the console. The game was Super Mario 64. I felt a little bit anxious since the man was shaking but eventually i shook it off and went to my home.

When i got home and set up the Nintendo 64 i popped the game in the Nintendo 64 instead of the normal Nintendo 64 logo it showed a possessed picture of Mario with his eyes red, neck twisted and a text box appeared to say below the picture "You shouldn't of done that" I just thought to myself "Done what?" After that creepy moment i pressed A and it went straight to the save files no opening just straight to the save files. There was a save file called "Why?" Instead of playing that file i just deleted it and started a new file.

The first mission was called, "Why did you do that?" When i started i ended up on the bowser boss fight straight away but instead of bowser trying to get rid of me he said "End me Finish me" I only had the 1 choice and that was to kill him. I actually felt bad for bowser. When i selected "Kill Bowser" I jumped on him without me even touching the controller. When i jumped on him blood and pieces of flesh were flying around everywhere bowsers screaming was so realistic it sounded like someone screaming right next to your ear!


 * After all that madness the screen turned black and a horrifying scream blasted out of the speakers. After that everything was good and after all that i smashed the game and finished it once and for all.