User blog comment:CheshireUmbreon/So, this is gonna be a blog where we ask random questions. I'm gonna start it off though. has anyone ever wondered what it would be like to fuck a ditto?/@comment-24338801-20140511213422

I know it's a bit late ,but it would be like this:

If you're the Ditto's owner ,just ask him to transform in whatever you want to fuck and -at least for me- we do have free will.