My Experience with the SeeSaw Tape

I don't care what you want to hear me about. I just wanna skip to how I managed to get this tape into my possession.

I live in the U.S. Virgin Islands, near a part of Northside that is notorious for having a lot of thrift shops. The small Savers near my friend Pjeter's house was having a sale on home media, so I decided to come by and see what they had. In the VHS area, they had the usual Disney tapes and like 10,000 copies of Titanic, and some tapes of British kids' shows like Thomas & Friends and Teletubbies. Given that the other half of the Virgins are controlled by the United Kingdom (where the aforementioned shows are made), a lot of British kids' shows I know from PBS aired more frequently and on different channels like BBC One or Channel 5. I noticed one Teletubbies tape, it just had the Teletubbies logo with an image of that interestingly-built-by-the-props-department-but-scary-for-the-kiddos bear on it. I noticed there was info or company information on the back, which was odd, but decided to buy it anyway. After returning home, I found my old portable VCR (for those electronic nerds wondering, it's a Panasonic AG-500R)

The tape began like the other person's copy, with the Teletubbies staring at the screen, the Bear arriving, and him threatening the viewer to suffer the same fate as the poor kids. But as the bear's eyes spun around and the bloody seesaw was shown... it got different.

Unlike the other person's copy, which ends with two dead children by the seesaw causing it to move one last time, my tape has even more grotesque imagery: a scene from a gay porn where someone was giving fellatio to a cat, a poor dog getting stomped on, and someone getting shot up, and then the seesaw with the human remains. I don't what the rest of the images were as someone, likely a previous owner of the copy, recorded over the rest of the tape with a public access broadcast of a high school talent show, which relieved me heavily.

I called the police and showed them the tape, and they were baffled by it.

I remind you, if you find a copy of this tape, destroy it at once.