User blog comment:Princess Callie/Creepypasta Network: THE MOVIE. Trailer/@comment-5619531-20140104164616

I can imagine this. The movie will be directed by Michael Bay.

Narrorator: "On the Creepypasta wiki, there are a lot of users writing crappy articles and destroying the site. There can be only two groups that can stop this. The Admin and VCROC crew! Dennis Rodman is LOLSKELETONS, Johnny Depp as ImGonnaBeThatGuy, Adam Sandler as CrashingCymbal, and introducing Artie Rumptz as Fatal Disease. Together, they will stop all the spam and shitty articles. And together they will stop all the butthurt users that complain about their Jeff the Killer spinoff that took 69 hours for them to create."

Loltroll69: "WHY WAS MY CREEPYPASTA DELETED!?!'"

* insert random explosion, while Dennis Rodman is surrounded by a bunch of hot girls. The camera pans directly at Dennis Rodman, who has a cigar, machine guns in his hands, and wearing sunglasses. Dennis pulls down his shades*

LOLSKELETONS (AKA Dennis Rodman): "Because... it fell below the Quality Standards"

* insert another random explosion here*

THE CREEPYPASTA CREW

A FILM DIRECTLY BY MICHAEL BAY

COMING TO A FILM NEAR YOU