User blog:Princess Callie/Creepypasta Network: THE MOVIE. Trailer

(A bunch of people are seen walking down the street)

Narrarator: You know the wikis. You know the stories. You know the admins. And now, there's finally a movie for it!

(Camera focuses on Dennis Rodman)

Starring, Dennis Rodman as LOLSKELETONS!

(Dennis flips off the camera)

(Camera Focuses on a coffin being rolled down the street)

Guy Fawkes as Metafawker!

(Coffin does nothing, camera focuses on a grape on a stick)

Rapey the Grape as Fatal Disease!

(Camera once again focuses, this time on Johnny Depp.)

Johnny Depp as ImGonnaBeThatGuy!

Johnny: Hello. I'm Gonna Be That Guy.

(Focus moves to Morgan Freeman)

Morgan Freeman as WhyAmIReadingThis!

Morgan: Now you can no longer read Reading's chat messages, without using the sound of my voice.

(focus moves to Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Good 'Ol Arny as Rickomarow!

Arnold: I'll be back. To Creepypasta Wiki.

(camera moves to a random guy)

Some random dude as SOMEGUY123.

Random Dude: Umm, Hi?

(camera focuses to Kiera Knightly)

Kiera Knightly as CalasanX, and

(camera changes focus again)

Snoop Lion as ClericofMadness!

"Oh god, I can't take anymore of this. How the hell did Dennis Rodman get cast as me? And how in the HELL did this end up so cheesy?"

"Don't ask me, ask the producers! I just sent in the idea!"

"Jesus Christ, this is going to suck."

"... My house is getting burnt down again, isn't it?"

"Yes, Callie. Yes it is."

(Note: I did this for the Lolz.)