User blog:GodzillaFan1/LET'S READ: Luigi's Mansion: Blood Moon

So guys, I kept on clicking the "Random Pasta" button, and I found this really shitty pasta called Luigi's Mansion: Blood Moon. This story is pretty short, and pretty awful.

HERE WE GO:

> I saw a door that I hadn't discovered earlier. It was red, and I swear I saw some red drops fall down from the door.

That can only mean one thing... BLOOD!
 * 1) Cliche

>Disembodied, bloody heads of Mario characters hung there. Wario, Waluigi, Mario and even E.Gadd.

My childhood is ruined.
 * 1) Cliche

>Luigi was shocked and started crying.

Didn't see that coming...
 * 1) Cliche

>I threw the cartridge away.

ZOMG!! SO NOT CLICHE!!
 * 1) Cliche

>"King Boo has haunted your 3DS. You will die." Oh crap. Possessed 3DS. WHERE'S MY REFUND?

Welp, looks like this is going to Trollpasta Wiki. Seriously, what kind of shitty ending is that?

IN CONCLUSION:

Worst pasta I've ever read on this site. 0/10

If you're an admin, feel free to add this to Trollpasta Wiki, becasue that's where it truly belongs.