Spinpasta Wiki:Site Rules/The Spinoff Clichés

Look, blogs aren't a place to complain and harp, I know (albeit I've done it). But, as part of Quality Control, I think the wiki needs to definitely cut down on the amount of cliches on the wiki. By cliches, I don't mean spin-off pastas, I mean CLICHES. For one thing, they're trite, and they aren't scary. I see a cliche term and it ruins the whole pasta. IT WOULD REALLY INCREASE THE QUALITY OF THE WIKI, in my opinion.

So, here's what I think: Extreme Cliches get banned here, just like on the CP wiki. Here would be a good number of them: This is just a few "Super-cliches" that I know of. This may be the Spinpasta Wiki,  but  '''that doesn't mean we can't post original work. '''A spin-off can be completely cliche free, in all actuality. Cliches make things boring,
 * Hyper-Realistic: DEAR FREAKING GOD STOP USING THIS TERM. I'll be crying Hyper-Realistic blood here in a moment.
 * Zalgofied text: CaN yOU ReAD tHiS VerY weLL? Exactly my point.
 * Zalgofied eyes are also cliche.
 * I was an intern at Nick.: And I was a janitor at Disney World. Jesus, write a pasta where you were a *gasp* manager at Nickelodean for once.
 * I got this game/dvd/object from an old man/woman at a yard sale/garage sale: Well, when will you learn not to go to garage sales then?Stop_the_Madness.jpg
 * Any devil number: Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't have to involve Satan to be scary.
 * Ending a pasta by vowing never to play the game/watch the show again: I should write a pasta ending with a vow never to read pastas like this again...
 * A song with no actual relation to the game/episode in question/ song in general playing backwards/on repeat: HI, LAVENDER TOWN THEME, SILENT HILL THEME, AND A FEW OTHER SONGS.
 * For the record, a song on a video game is generally always on loop/repeat.
 * I should've turned it off there, but curiosity kept me going: Then you lack common sense. If a game/episode gets creepy, that should be cue to turn it off/unplug it/break the tv.
 * While we're at it: Not being able to turn off the tv/computer is senselessly super-cliche.
 * A yard sale person telling a person they can have the game/dvd/vhs for free: Extra cliche points if the reciever celebrates about it. It's not realistic that a person would accept a game for free, in actuality.
 * Guns: Not only are they cliche (primarily here), there is no way to make guns scary. Ever.
 * Shipping fanfics: Cliche and a plague. 'Nuff said.
 * {Insert Character name here} liked to read Creepypastas: I know, I used this once. I now regret it.
 * Logo/Company name being replaced by bloody text/devil numbers/etc.: Sonic video game pastas seem to do this a lot. Originally from Sonic.exe, I believe, in fact.
 * Rainbow Dash/Cutie Mark Crusaders being used as victims: And not because Rainbow is my favorite. Originally from Cupcakes and Sweet Apple Massacre, it's been done this way more times than I could care to count.
 * While we're at it, did anyone ever think of using Pinkie Pie as the victim rather than the psychotic killer?
 * People mysteriously dying the same way as a character in a game/episode: It's so cliche it's priceless. Originally from Knob.exe, I do believe.
 * Speaking of Knob.exe: Playing as the mass murderer/character/etc. and the game magically ending at your house to kill you is extra cliche points.
 * A game option being replaced by "Survive," "Live," "GET OUT ALIVE," etc.: I wish I could get out of these pastas alive...

terrible, and just ruin basically the whole thing. So please, stop with things so cliche they're cliche in a spin-off.